Two Old Jews

Two old Jewish men are sitting and talking. The first one says, "y'know, even now, at my age, the wife and I do it once a week."

The other old man laughs and says, "that's nothing. my wife and I almost do it every night."

"every night?" he asks shocked.

"Yes. we almost do it sunday night, we almost do it monday night, we almost do it tuesday night...."