Family Tension

My sister in law calls my cell on her husband's phone to talk to my wife.

How to fess up to not listening to your partner

Sorry I zoned out for a moment honey, I was busy thinking about what you had just said beforehand.

There's no WE in American or, nobody likes language puns

My wife is constantly after me to stop saying I and to say We instead.

I told her she should've married a Frenchman an she'd hear we we we all the time.



#AmericanisI
#marriedhumor

Visit to the Doctor - True Story

I took my baby to the doctor - just a low grade fever but it had gone on for a couple of days.

I laid him down and the doctor began to check him. He turned and looked down at me, this tall older grave man and in a low quiet voice asked me,  "The baby, how does he sleep at night?

"Doctor" I said, "give me a moment and I will call my wife and ask her."