A friend sent this. I usually don't care for forwarded e-mails but this one was way cute.
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a
After it was graded and the child
brought it home,
she returned to school the next
day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter
how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is
of me selling a shovel.