Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Creative Problem Solving

Here is what I propose: We buy a big warehouse. We fill it with tredmills and ellipticals and other cardio type machines. We hook the units up to an electric transformer and hook it into the electric grid. We then hire a bunch of homeless and unemployed people to use the equipment. They now have jobs and that takes care of unemployment. They are getting healthier so it will ease the healthcare crisis. And, as they create energy they become a renewable source of electricity.

Problem solved.

Now I need a grant to get this off the ground. Anyone interested? I take paypal.


Leslie said...

do we call these "employees" GERBILS?

The Way said...

guinea pigs. they take offense when they are miscatagorized.