Here is what I propose: We buy a big warehouse. We fill it with tredmills and ellipticals and other cardio type machines. We hook the units up to an electric transformer and hook it into the electric grid. We then hire a bunch of homeless and unemployed people to use the equipment. They now have jobs and that takes care of unemployment. They are getting healthier so it will ease the healthcare crisis. And, as they create energy they become a renewable source of electricity.
Problem solved.
Now I need a grant to get this off the ground. Anyone interested? I take paypal.
2 comments:
do we call these "employees" GERBILS?
guinea pigs. they take offense when they are miscatagorized.
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